Sunday, November 19, 2006


1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
I’m not wearing no underwear. I don’t understand the question. If you have a cat or a doggy running around your house wearing underwear, you should probably check the liquor cabinet.

2. Honestly, what's on your mind?
This is a very stupid question. I am thinking about how nice it would be to have a big ice cream cone, drizzled with tuna drippings. Then a nap. Maybe a little playing and a mouse to chase. And then I will prepare my opening number for the opening night in my new showroom in Las Vegas. They are in dire need of a new cat act ever since the Sigfried and Roy incident.

3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Filling out this stupid form and wondering if it's a smart thing to do. After all, knowledge is power and that's one thing my readers do not need. I'd hate for them to think they are in charge.

5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
Oh, I just blew half and half out my nose. Of course I do! Not only am I beautiful, but I am also talented, smart and funny.

6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
That depends on your perspective. I just did a nice job of polishing off the roses Uncle Trabis sent to us and Daddy was not delighted. The flowers were just sitting there and nobody else was eating them. I hated to see them go to waste. They were delicious. Then I threw up on the bed. It was red. That was cool. Daddy has not discovered that yet.

7. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?
No. I watch Channel 9. All feline all the time.

8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
You are incredibly nosey. If I was I would not tell you. But mostly no. I have no reason to be jealous of anyone. I have everything I need and the people who love me are pushovers, so they give me everything I want.

9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
Cuddling with my Daddy and Uncle Trabis. Eating. Sleeping. Being an international superstar. It gives me great pleasure to know that I bring some happiness into the boring little nondescript lives of my admirers all over the world.

10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
I chew on my claws sometimes. Only the back ones. I don't have any claws on the front paws. That is a horrifying and tragic story in itself. I don't even want to think about that. Let's move on please.

11. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
No, not really. Certainly not the Betterinarian. He is horrible and mean. Last time I saw him he said he was going to take my temperature and you wouldn't believe what he did with that thermometer. It was horrible. If I wasn't so well adjusted, I could have been in therapy for years.
Maybe it would be nice to see the funny little man who delivers food from the Chinese restaurant.

12. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
My life is an open book. Isn't it fascinating?

13. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
Well, sometime I'll have to tell you about this one. But right now, I can't mention his name. He's sitting right here next to me, being annoying. I don't want to hurt his feelings.

14. Honestly, are you loyal?
Do I look like a doggy? Doggies are unquestionably loyal. This is illogical. Cats are charming. We make up in charm for what we lack in loyalty.
Loyaly has to be earned and not expected.

15. Honestly, are you in denial?
Definitely not!

16. Honestly, who would you rather be right now?
I can't think of anyone I would rather be. Many others would like to be me.
But they can't. That job is taken.

17. Honestly, do you like someone?
I do. I like most people. I am a very loving, kind and gentle soul.

18. Honestly, does anyone like you?
Are you kidding?! Everyone ADORES me! I am loved and admired from far and near.
It's almost more than I can handle.

Aren't these questions fun? I stole them from someone else's blog. I am sure she will be very flattered when she sees this.



Blogger Bev Sykes said...

She is indeed. Flattered, that is. So glad to know you can take time from your busy schedule to participate in this questionnaire.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are so funny. I like your answers, that's how I treat my people.

Power to the felines!


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